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6-19…17 points. MVP. MVP.

Three out of 4 games, Kobe underachieves, while Sasha Vujacic sleeps in a hammock. The 2007-2008 Lakers are more disappointing than the Cavs. By far. Kobe has turned a winning roster into another losing team.

Of course, the media will excuse him because he’s such a good family man.

I will repeat myself. LeBron would win the title with this Laker team. Look how close he’s come with nobody. And look how much better the Cavs played Boston.

Somewhere, Shaq Daddy is nodding his big head.

For once, a Cow guesses correctly, as the Spurs have adopted the Cavs third quarter philosophy….leave it in the locker room at halftime.

In New Orleans, the once mighty Spurs are getting reamed by this score: Hornets 93, Spurs 46. That’s right! Outscored by 47 points in the 3rd. Some explanations from the Spurs and other sports pundits:

Greg Popovich- “I should never have let Mike Brown touch me last month. One handshake, and our 3rd quarters went to hell”

Tony Parker- “They play rough. Not like France where we ate Brie at halftime…and a baguette.”

Skip Bayless, ESPN 1012.6- “It ain’t Tim Duncan…it’s Tim NOT Dunkin’….get it? A clever play on words. How about “Tim Dunk One”?
Just dunk ONE big guy. It isn’t the Hornets. The Spurs are a bunch of has beens weighed down by their rings”

Charles Barkley- I told you Charlotte was for real.

Bruce Bowen- “The grabbing shit worked with LeBron. This team has other guys who can score. I can only hold one at a time”

Tony the Calf- “What did Moohead say? I agree with that”

Jim Terry- “Just as I predicted…Hornets all over the Spurs from start to finish. Destroyed them. 22 points. Not even close. Put your money on the Hornets in this series….HEY…that’s my car….come back here. I said I’d pay you asswipes tomorrow. How was I gonna get the money overnight? Where’s the Lithium?”

Leroy- They should never pay the Spurs players until after the game. Where’s the incentive to play well? They got their millions, and for the third time in a row they blow it in the third quarter. I say, pay them AFTER the season. It works with migrant workers. You pick the apples, we pay you by the bushel. No work, no pay.

Moohead- “Kiss my hoof. Forget about my Cavs pick last game, as well as the other periodic errors I’ve made picking games. I picked the Hornets primarily because it was a 50-50 pick and I went the safe route by picking the home team. Oh yeah-forget last football season. It was a fluke.

Game 7 is now Sunday. The Celtics gagged, and Rondo ran out the clock and threw up an airball as time expired. Whip your weiners out and urinate on Garnett and Rondo. Your comments welcomed.

“They just beat us in every category,” Billups said. “From the start, they had more energy for whatever reason.”

Well, Chauncey….here are 3 really good reasons:

1) Rasheed Wallace and Billups combined for 15 points.
Samuel Dalembert scored 24 with 16 boards.

2) The Pistons, who led the league with just 11 turnovers per game, committed 25, their season high.
Andre Miller scored 21 points on 9-14 shooting.

3) Wallace and Philadelphia’s Reggie Evans were hit with double technicals, but it was Wallace who continued to jaw with the refs while the crowd howled in delight.
Detroit was 3-15 from the 3pt line, and was outrebounded 43-34

So Chauncey…is there a pattern developing here? Your team gets outhustled, outrebounded, outscored. Your Big Man gets his 477th double technical in a critical part of the game. Your team gave up 40 points in the paint. Let’s try this again.

“They just beat us in every category,” Billups said. “From the start, they had more energy for whatever reason.”

Maybe they had more energy because their team is young, and your team is too damn old.

1050AM in New York is saying that Tim “Ratfink” Donaghy will sing like a canary and implicate at least 20 NBA refs, who Donaghy says are involved in gambling.

Mr Moohead naturally has questions. Just because a ref goes to a casino, doesn’t make him a piece of shit like Donaghy. What I want to know is…did other NBA refs bet on NBA games? Were they involved in a gambling “fraternity” that helped decide the outcomes of games?

Through my years of viewing, I have seen many games that I believed were fixed. Not just phantom calls, but free throw charity given to a team in the 4th quarter of games. Crucial players getting hit with a flurry of calls early. Things that would definitely change a game.

Tim Donaghy is now a pariah. What he says will be brushed off like a Jose Canseco book. But the spectre of a massive gambling fraternity in pro sports looms large. David Stern faces a potential crisis. The league may be forced to induce voluntary referee resignations, in order to put a fresh coat of paint over the foul stench of gambling activity.

I have been a cynic for years. I feel like a Kennedy conspiracy advocate, except now my fears are exploding in headlines. Keep it tuned here. The fun is just beginning.