William F Buckley’s Favorite Ways To Prepare Hot Dogs

Invariably, I am asked the rhetorical question regarding preparation of the frankfurter. It generally needs no answer, as most rhetorical questions were preserved as non answerable entities. I shall break from the usual structure of my repartee, to discuss my penultimate culinary preparations of the comestible wiener.

1) Lodged in a school boys rectum until scatted out
2) Deep throated by a skanky prostitute, then come upon by her john
3) Placed under lukewarm water, then rolled unpretentiously in a feline litter box and deep fried forthwith.
4) Two erstwhile sausages placed between the leg and ball sac of a sweaty distance runner
5) The bicycle seat of an unwashed illegal alien conjures several artistic wiener revelries
6) Simmered in a homosexual priest’s urine. This taboo preparation dates back to the Byzantines

I could go on for veritable hours on this topic. But alas, I am deceased. And my soul is irrevocably bound in Mt Airy North Carolina.

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    That Hot Dog comment had me rolling on the floor i was laughing so hard, now heres the ultimate question, and this should be a thread to see what the pastureheads think, What was Funnier, The Hot Dog Comment, or Little Siezures?, LET THE PASTUREHEADS DECIDE.

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    Little Seizures, because it came from Tony the Calf before we realized he had a sense of humor. Subsequent jokes, however, were less funny (mooooooo)

  3. Comment by: RobfromLittleRock

    Sorry Calf. I’m going to have to go with the hot dog comment on this one because it was completely random and it came from a first time caller who immediately hung up after making it. It was like… “I have nothing to say so I’m just going to say I like making hot dogs and hang up.”

    It’s why I don’t call the show. Hahaha. Someday I will… If I can ever come down from my political soapbox.

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