Tony the Calf Exposed As Fraud? He’s BUSTED (See below for song lyrics)
What follows is Tony’s post “Live from his hospital bed” after watching the Cavs win. I have been struggling with the inconsistencies in what the Pasturehead is telling us. So read on and YOU decide.
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Comment by: Tony The Calf
Posted on February 22nd, 2008 at 11:24 pmLive from my Hospital Bed, a Calf is Thanking god i was under the knife/knocked out, because i woke up and then almost whent into Cardiac arrest watching the end of the Cavs game
Comment by: admin
Posted on February 22nd, 2008 at 11:57 pmThey gave you a post surgery laptop in recovery? Great hospital.
Moo
Comment by: Lee
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 12:22 amSo…let’s review the time line.
6:00pm Eastern / 5pm Central: Tony the Calf says goodbye on Moohead Radio.
8pm Eastern / 7:00pm Central: The Cav’s started playing the Wizards
8:30pm Eastern / 7:30pm Central: Tony the Calf was due in Surgery.
Now…Normally for any type of Surgery, you’re supposed to show up 2 hours earlier…which would have been around 5:30pm Cental..which is 30 minutes after Tony came off of the phone…and quickly drove to the hospital, with his LAP TOP.
Surgery lasts say…45 minutes. (We’ll call it short for the benefit of the doubt)
Making it 8:15pm Central……9:15pm Eastern. Medication wears off ..you get awake about 60 minutes later. 9:15pm Central. 10:15pm Eastern. WAKE UP….watch the end of the Cav’s Game…..Grab your laptop and write a post.
Yeah…..
It could happen.
Comment by: admin
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 8:44 amAnd he posted at 10:24 PM. (The Blog is one hour off, as noted by my post at 11:57…it was really 10:57). Not to mention waking up in a room with a TV showing ESPN.
I’d say the surgery was a huge success.
Moo
Comment by: Lee
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 9:19 amCan I get the number of this out patient facility? Because when I had my Gal Bladder removed….I had to be there at 9:30am for a Noon Surgery….(To get prepped, get the IV, put on the hospital garb, and wait, wait, wait)….and I woke up in Recovery 2 hours later having difficulty forming a sentence, let along watching a TV in an OUT PATIENT FACILITY…..conveniently set on ESPN with a Lap Top by my side.
I think we should really spread the word about this Hospital…because I think more TV CELEBRITIES and SPORTS FIGURES would start going there instead.
Just think: The rehab time for BOBBIE GIBSON would probably have been cut from 4 - 6 weeks…..to more like 2 days.
Let’s Recap!
Numerous Daily appearances on Moohead Radio.
Weekly appearances on WHAT THE BUC, THE BARKING LOT, “The Shift” with BOB MERC, and even an appearance on PG13FOOTBALL.
After 6 weeks of promising to buy a Webcam….the 1st day he gets one…he drops it on the FLOOR and breaks it. But even because it’s broken, the STORE has no problem giving him his money back…..which he doesn’t use to replace the WEB CAM….but instead ….he buys a video game.
Pastureheads all gather to show support, because he’s going through a tough time due to the death of his father….who is much happier now that his son is still able to play “NBA LIVE 2008″ on his XBOX 360.
I hope that the doctors not only repaired your torn ACL….which strangely happened the same day as Mr. Moo announced his ligament troubles….but also took a few extra minutes to unblock your colon. It seems that things have been backing up in there for some time.
Comment by: admin
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 11:24 amLet’s not forget THIS from the Moohead archives:
http://mooheadradio.com/blog/2007/12/05/wednesday-december-5/
This makes the Calf a 19 year old high school student????? Tony said so February 20:
“I thank all of you pastureheads for the support, it hasn’t been the greatest in my life ever since my dad passed, in fact, i was suicidal their for awhile, but i’ve gotten out of that stage, dont worry, i will host a show someday, my top priority right now is to get my high school years out of my way, ends in may”
Inconsistencies, I’d say. Hang loose, Goose
http://mooheadradio.com/archives/goose.mp3
Comment by: admin
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 12:04 pmOne more thing:
The Mayo Clinic is 1 hour and 32 minutes from Minneapolis. It is 4 hours and 30 minutes from Esko/Duluth/Hibbing Minnesota (where I believe Tony is from based on my web analytics program). So how could he be talking with us at 6pm Eastern (5PM Central), with surgery at the Mayo Clinic awaiting him at 7:30 Central, when he is located either 90 minutes or 4 1/2 hours from the hospital?
Moo
Comment by: Dave In Corbin
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 12:10 pmThis is pretty pathetic that you guys are questioning the credibility of a kid.
Comment by: admin
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 12:16 pmWhat is sad is taking someone under your wing only to find out what your being told is all untrue. When Jim Terry was caught lying, you were ready to skin him. All I ask is that he comes clean with us. At long last, is asking for the truth asking for too much, Dave? Barry Bonds, Bill Belichek and now Tony the Calf.
Moo
Comment by: Dave In Corbin
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 12:26 pmWether he lied or not, hes a kid, you expect kids to lie about crap moo, get over it, Jim Terry is just a psycopathic moron, either Tony the Calf gave you the wrong info about the surgery or he didnt have it, Big deal, moo get on with it and move on, dont worry about people who you havent met in person let alone known for more than a year.
Comment by: admin
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 12:52 pmYou expect a 17 year old to make up stories like this? Your standards are a wee bit low. He has run up thousands of toll minutes on my 800 number telling stories that range from death to surgery…and who knows if any of them are true. We have dedicated shows to his birthday, his Father’s passing and his surgery. We grieved with him. And now all of this is coming out. That is the saddest thing.
He was banned from another sports site for impersonating Jim Terry in their chat room… I never mentioned this before, but it is a fact. His IP was traced.
His alleged “hospital” post was just traced to Fergus Falls Minnesota. Not Mayo Clinic in Rochester.
I expect all my listeners to lie non stop and charge hundreds of dollars to my phone bill doing it.
Moo
Comment by: Lee
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 2:08 pmIf he’s really 19….doesn’t that make him an ADULT?
He can buy Cigarettes and pick up a gun and kill people in IRAQ….doesn’t that qualify as being an Adult?
He’s able to tell his family….I’m going to BLOW OFF SCHOOL TODAY….because the ROGER CLEMENS and BRIAN McNAMEE hearings are in Congress. Doesn’t that sound like the decision of an Adult?
One of my sons is turning 19 TODAY….and he’s been in COLLEGE for the last 6 months. My other son is 17, drives a car he bought, has a part time and is the Treasurer of his High School. In our opinion….both of them are making the decisions of an ADULT. Sure…they will make mistakes in life….but we’re really trying to show them the differences between CRIMES against MAN/THE LAW (Speeding, Drugs, etc.)
And CRIMES against FAMILY. (Lying to family, Stealing from Family) Both of which carry more severe penalties.
I’ve met many people in my life that have LIED so much…that they cannot distinguish the difference anymore….and when they start to get caught in a LIE…they make up new ones….or try to get your mind off of the LIE by turning a sympathetic ear their way. (Something Bad just happened, somebody died, I have Cancer, my girlfriend just dumped me…etc)
The gal on AMERICAN IDOL had her DAD die 2 days before her audition..and still did it..because she knew that her dad would want her to chase life and succeed.
Marc and I do this Stupid Moohead Program for the fun of it….and we don’t have time to get caught up somebody’s STORY TELLING, just for attention.
If Tony’s Father really passed away 6 weeks ago, I’m sorry for his loss.
If Tony really used AIRFORCE 1 to jet him to Minneapolis for a “scheduled” 7:30pm OUTPATIENT SURGERY. (All the Doctors I know who do outpatient work normal hours)…Then I hope he has a full recovery.
And if TONY really dropped the WEBCAM onto the Carpeting and it BROKE, then somebody needs to look into the BEST BUY Policy for returns…because they’re not supposed to offer a full refund for DAMAGED MERCHANDISE.
Comment by: sam
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 2:11 pmWell said. !!!
Comment by: SAM
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 6:03 pmHe cant use the laptop today because they are installing the bionic leg and eye.
Comment by: Lee
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 6:32 pmWell, I’m sure if he’s at the same facility….it’ll only take a few minutes.
Comment by: SAM
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 6:34 pmMaybe you can get this progressive hospital to help you with Mogolus. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Comment by: Troels, king of Denmark
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 7:40 pmMy theory is that Mr Moo is a ventriloquist, and that Tony is just a product of Mr Moo subcontinent need to have a boy of his own. Naa, just kidding, cant Lee or Mark have real talk whit the guy. If it turns out he is lying then cut of all contacts whit him, at least for a period.
Troels, slightly drunk
Comment by: Troels, king of Denmark
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 7:47 pmhey, funny spelling error, i was going for subconscious
Comment by: SAM
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 8:32 pmHey everyone this reminds me of the old Ray Charles hit……….
Comment by: admin
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 at 9:46 pmI keep calling Moo and my stories ain’t true and I’m busted
My web cam ain’t broke it was only a joke, but I’m busted
I’m a cow that went dry ’cause my stories were lies
I’m 16 years old I sell burgers and fries
I’m so full of shit I am covered with flies cause I’m busted.
I ran up Moo’s phone bill by calling toll free I was busted
Claimed I was hurt when Moo hurt his knee, but I’m busted
Now that I’m caught ain’t a thing I can do,
I’ll just disappear and come down with the flu,
And all I was doing was fucking with you ’cause I’m busted.
Well, I am no thief, but a man can go wrong when he’s busted
I’m 16 years old and I’m wearing a thong and I’m busted
You’re probably wondering how low I can go
Me and my family got to pack up and go,
But I will have broadband wherever I go cause I’m busted.
Comment by: SAM
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 12:39 pmTony, calf, goose, santa, or to whom it concerns: See below
Think it’s time to say goodbye
My heart can’t take it no more
It’s all become too much
I have to set you free
Cause I want too much from you
It hurts me deeply to say these words
I wish things were not this way
Why couldn’t things be different
Why is goodbye all that’s left to say
Fairwell
(insert larry, Ira, gooden, shannon, darynell along with jim terry and Mr x here if you like)
Comment by: Calf
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 5:22 pmalright, i admit it, i lied about the surgery, are you fucking happy.
Comment by: admin
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 6:28 pmI’m not happy about it. I’m concerned.
Moo
Comment by: Calf
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 6:32 pmi understand your concerned, and i apologize for lying, it was a stupid thing to lie about #1 and it was just a pathetic attempt to get attention by me.
moo
Comment by: SAM
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 6:38 pmLets see $.22 cents times 500 minutes equals……….
Comment by: Lee
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 7:21 pm(speechless)
Comment by: The Big Dog
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 7:30 pmUm, wow… Wow…
Trust… Hard to gain, easy to lose, nearly impossible to regain…
Comment by: Calf
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 8:20 pmI’ll Leave this show, no more call ins for me, i wish Mr Moo and Leroy the Best of luck in the Future.
Untill we Meet again at the Slaughterhouse.
PS i would for Mr Moo to stop calling me, I have no Want to Discuss this, i feel its time to move on.
Comment by: admin
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 8:56 pmGood luck to you, too. No need for the slaughterhouse. Just tell the truth, be a good Calf and keep in touch. Moo.
Comment by: Calf
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 9:15 pmThank Moo, and remember one thing, I Did not have sexual relations with that woman,i mean Fresh Beef is always Better than Stale Beef, and try to keep sam in check, sometimes he sounds like he is a child Molester LOL.
Comment by: admin
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 9:35 pmBen Wallace RULES!!!
Comment by: Calf
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 9:50 pmI Must Say, the New Look Cavs Looked Impressive, Delonte West Looked Like he could Distribute perfectly, Ben Wallace Looked like he was happy to play in Cleveland, Joe Smith What the hell Where the hell did the old Fart come from?? the only beef (no pun intended) i had was i think Wally Sczerbiak, Hey i spelled it right, Could get a few more points off the Bench, but hell, hes good enough where he is,
BTW We need to see more of Jones Not Dwayne, He should Be Cut by all rights, Damon, That kid is good from beyond the arc.
Comment by: SAM
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 10:33 pmHey tony on air you take up precious time here you are taking up space.
Comment by: Calf
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 10:38 pmThis coming from the Man who talks about Dogs sitting on his face live on the air.
Comment by: Calf
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 10:55 pmone more thing, That coming from a Man who spends 3/4’s of his time with his Lips on Mr Moo’s Ass kissing it, So dont talk.
Comment by: admin
Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 11:24 pmNow now……
Here’s a thought for ya, Calf. If you want attention, do something really good for someone. You will find that the most attention getting things are also the most genuine.
Buddah Cow
Comment by: Calf
Posted on February 25th, 2008 at 1:24 amThanks for the lesson, Old Conmooscious
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