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The MOMENT of TRUTH. It’s a LONG CLIP….but very interesting what somebody will do to get lots of money.

Invariably, I am asked the rhetorical question regarding preparation of the frankfurter. It generally needs no answer, as most rhetorical questions were preserved as non answerable entities. I shall break from the usual structure of my repartee, to discuss my penultimate culinary preparations of the comestible wiener.

1) Lodged in a school boys rectum until scatted out
2) Deep throated by a skanky prostitute, then come upon by her john
3) Placed under lukewarm water, then rolled unpretentiously in a feline litter box and deep fried forthwith.
4) Two erstwhile sausages placed between the leg and ball sac of a sweaty distance runner
5) The bicycle seat of an unwashed illegal alien conjures several artistic wiener revelries
6) Simmered in a homosexual priest’s urine. This taboo preparation dates back to the Byzantines

I could go on for veritable hours on this topic. But alas, I am deceased. And my soul is irrevocably bound in Mt Airy North Carolina.

1) Boiled in water until plump
2) Steamed in beer
3) Grilled on my George Foreman grill to get the fat out
4) Grilled with Kingsford Briquettes so I can taste the carcinogens
5) split in the middle, filled with cheese, wrapped in bacon. My Mom used to do this. My Dad has had 2 heart attacks and I’m fat
6) impaled by a skewer and rotisseried in a Ron Popeil Showtime Rotisserie. Set it and forget it.
7) In my Presto Hot Diggity Dog hot dog maker
High cuisine…poached with aromatic herbs
9) Cooked in a pot of simmering beans until the skin starts to crack, but before the beans stick to the pot.
10) The Emeril “BAM” style featuring lots of cayenne pepper, Jalapenos, and severe stomach cramps after ingesting

Starting 5:

West PG, Pavs SG, LeBron, Wallace, Z- Without exception your starting 5

End of Game: West, Boobie, Z, LeBron, AV (scoring lineup)- Your best FT group with speed
West, LeBron, Boobie, AV, Smith (defensive stoppers)- If Z is tired or in foul trouble, go with Smith, not Ben

First bench rotation: LeBron, Smith, AV, Boobie, Wally- Let LeBron space the floor so Wally doesn’t have to dribble

Second Rotation: Wally, Smith, Wallace, Devin, Damon- Damon brings it up with leBron out of the game. Devin slashes

Keys to remember: NEVER play AV and Ben in the same rotation. NEVER put Wally in a rotation where he is the go to scorer. Always finish with your most rugged guys on the floor, who are least turnover prone.

Problems: We still have no true PG, and no backup PG. Our bench will be big up front, but light in the back court. You can’t play Ben at crunch time due to FT weakness. Z needs to rest each game in quarters 2 and 3 to allow him to be a 4th quarter presence. Joe Smith needs to be on the floor more.

Wally 38 minutes 5-18 28% 2-9 22% 3’s 4 Boards 13 points

OK. He’s in there to score. But 18 shots? 9 threes? One trip to the FT line and that was to shoot a “T”? Wally looked like a guy who couldn’t wait to shoot. Pressing WAY too hard.

Coach Brown might want to play him fewer minutes and “Damon Jones” him to death: make Wally play a little D before he gets to hoist all these shots. Earn your way into the rotation. We are not a West Coast team with no future.

BTW, Joe Smith took 11 shots and made 5. Lebron took 24 and made 16. No one else took more than 8. If this continues, Boobie will never see a shot again.

Not to mention…Wally’s shot appears awfully flat to me (LARRY HUGHESLoud coughing noise). Excuse me.

Well…Wally’s not a go to guy. Except in his mind.

On the bright side, the officials unzipped Mo and Redd and sucked their cocks repeatedly. 37 free throws to our 14, and we were the ones going to the rim?

Every bounce, every break, every call, lucky final shot. And they barely beat us thanks to free throws.

NBA….Our refs are fixed.

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