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Despite a guarantee from depraved gambler and functional illiterate Charles Barkley, the Cavs grinded out a win in Miami tonight. More depressing than Barkley’s traditional anti Cavs pick, was the play of Shaq Mommy. Shaq is a shell of his former self, and looked stiff and slow.

My favorite moment? AV running a fast break with Z on the receiving end of an AV assist. Dunk city. My second favorite moment? Watching Pat Riley fail with Ricky Davis at his side. It doesn’t get much better than that.

Jesus died for your sins. When he comes back to Earth he will die again for your sins. Why don’t you stop sinning so he can hang around a little longer this time? Amen. Moo.

Here’s Mr Moohead’s answer to the Moral Majority whackos

Why LeBron Got Stopped Speeding

Next month’s cover of Steeler Monthly

Today, Mr Moohead will choose which insurance company will draft Brett Favre, and will discuss Coughlin vs Belichek: the battle of the assholes.

Your question to answer: Did Coughlin’s sideline yelling at Tynes help or hurt him? Answer on the show tonight!

I am 10 years old. My daddy is a big Packers fan. He told me how great you are. He told me about winning Super Bowls and the amazing throws you made. My daddy wears the green and gold, eats brats and talks about something he calls the dynasty. i love my daddy, but I think you suck the big moose.

Your hair is gray, and you threw a ball in the overtime Sunday that looked like a girl threw it. My daddy turned red and started yelling. He was grabbing his crotch and telling you to go sell insurance. Then he asked if you were drunk again. You slimy bastard, you hurt my daddy.

Now Tom Coughlin goes to the stupid bowl, and that kicker choker Tynes goes with him. You gave the kicker 3 chances to beat you because you couldn’t get a first down. My daddy was calling for Mr Rodgers to come in. When you posed with Eli, my daddy punched mommy in the belly, and doubled her over. because of you.

The last time this happened I was 8. You threw 4 interceptions in one game, and daddy made me perform fellatio on him. That was your fault too, you 42 year old scumbag. Daddy said he was sorry, but mommy couldn’t do the fellatio that night ’cause he punched her in the belly that night too. So I know what’s coming tonight. I also know who is coming tonight.

Please retire, Mr Favre. I speak for all of the 10 year olds who’s daddies force their sons to blow them and hit their wives and drink too much beer and burn down players houses and taser dogs and take off their clothes at midnight and masturbate in the parking lot at 7-11’s on Sunday nights. I know he’s coming home soon, and i’ll be the one getting the big gulp. Fuck you Favre.

Timmy Barthelow
Green Bay Wisconsin.