Dear Mr Favre: Please Retire (By Little Timmy Barthelow)
I am 10 years old. My daddy is a big Packers fan. He told me how great you are. He told me about winning Super Bowls and the amazing throws you made. My daddy wears the green and gold, eats brats and talks about something he calls the dynasty. i love my daddy, but I think you suck the big moose.
Your hair is gray, and you threw a ball in the overtime Sunday that looked like a girl threw it. My daddy turned red and started yelling. He was grabbing his crotch and telling you to go sell insurance. Then he asked if you were drunk again. You slimy bastard, you hurt my daddy.
Now Tom Coughlin goes to the stupid bowl, and that kicker choker Tynes goes with him. You gave the kicker 3 chances to beat you because you couldn’t get a first down. My daddy was calling for Mr Rodgers to come in. When you posed with Eli, my daddy punched mommy in the belly, and doubled her over. because of you.
The last time this happened I was 8. You threw 4 interceptions in one game, and daddy made me perform fellatio on him. That was your fault too, you 42 year old scumbag. Daddy said he was sorry, but mommy couldn’t do the fellatio that night ’cause he punched her in the belly that night too. So I know what’s coming tonight. I also know who is coming tonight.
Please retire, Mr Favre. I speak for all of the 10 year olds who’s daddies force their sons to blow them and hit their wives and drink too much beer and burn down players houses and taser dogs and take off their clothes at midnight and masturbate in the parking lot at 7-11’s on Sunday nights. I know he’s coming home soon, and i’ll be the one getting the big gulp. Fuck you Favre.
Timmy Barthelow
Green Bay Wisconsin.
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Comment by: admin
Posted on January 20th, 2008 at 11:45 pmLook. I print the mail when I get it. I feel bad for the kid. I hate to think what would happen to him if Charlie Frye played in Green Bay. Moo.
Comment by: Tony The Calf
Posted on January 21st, 2008 at 12:17 amMoo, Favre played like garbage because of the weather, wasnt a very exciting game but ya gotta Think that the New York Football Giants have a hell of a shot to beat New England.
Comment by: Dennis Justice
Posted on January 21st, 2008 at 12:58 amFavre had a helluva season to get them there but his time is done. I think Eli’s big positive over his brother is he’s willing to run for those extra yards if needed. I’d still take Peyton, I haven’t lost all sanity.
As to the Super Bowl, expect the mother of all trash talking between New York and Boston, as if their fans aren’t obknoxious enough. You know if New York ends the Patriots streak New England will NEVER hear the end of it, and vice versa.
I want the Giants badly to win, but I think it’s Pats 31, Giants 13.
Comment by: sam
Posted on January 21st, 2008 at 10:49 amLets all remember instead of getting on Farve to much the words of the famous football player who quit while he was ahead.
You are my brother my best freind forever.
Comment by: The Big Dog
Posted on January 21st, 2008 at 12:31 pmOf course, Favre can’t carry the entire burden of blame here. Packers receivers dropped a few key passes of their own. Pack runners ran like Shawn Alexander all day (tentative, like the cold would snap a tendon or something). And Al Harris talked trash, hit hard, and still let Plaxico Burress catch 10 of 11 passes thrown his direction.
And congrats to Tynes for being the first kicker ever to kick a FG of more than 40 yds in a Lambeau playoff game…
Comment by: Tony The Calf
Posted on January 21st, 2008 at 1:44 pmAny Player who played in that game deserves their paycheck, at the end of the game the Temp was -14 with a wind chill of -42, You have to have a schlong bigger than Leroy’s to play in that kinda weather.
Comment by: The Big Dog
Posted on January 21st, 2008 at 4:50 pmCalf, are you saying you’ve seen Leroy’s schlong?
Erm, on second thought, don’t answer that… I really don’t need to know… (Don’t ask, don’t tell…)
Comment by: Tony The Calf
Posted on January 21st, 2008 at 8:10 pmno i havent, its just a phrase that we use here on moohead radio from time to time
Comment by: lee
Posted on January 22nd, 2008 at 12:20 pmI was at the game sitting in the stands…..so it probably wasn’t anything to be proud of.
Comment by: Steiff Bears
Posted on July 13th, 2008 at 10:45 pmstieff bear