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You talk about the greatest covers of all time…..this little Japanese girl playing Kansas’ monster hit “Carry On Wayward Son” at a talent show in front of a completely stunned Japanese crowd. I mean like 4 people clap at the end. Clearly this is the performance of a lifetime and deserved a standing ovation at the very least. Jesus, did they want her to sing and dance too? Either way, phenomenal job by the Japanese girl.

New England at N.Y. Giants Pats Perfection (until the playoffs)

Buffalo at Philadelphia Eagles
Carolina at Tampa Bay Uhhhhhh….Tampa
Cincinnati at Miami Cincy
Detroit at Green Bay Packers without Favre
Jacksonville at Houston Houston
New Orleans at Chicago Saints
Seattle at Atlanta Atlanta
San Francisco at Cleveland Cleveland
Dallas at Washington Washington
Kansas City at N.Y. Jets Jets (though it hurts)
Minnesota at Denver Vikes
Pittsburgh at Baltimore Steelers 3rd string
San Diego at Oakland San Diego (A Whale’s Vagina)
St. Louis at Arizona Cards
Tennessee at Indianapolis Indy

One final home game, against 5-10 San Francisco. The Browns’ playoff implications are practically nil. The only thing that affects their playoff berth is Tennessee’s outcome against Indianapolis later that night.

Sounds like an opportunity to get rookie Brady Quinn some regular-season game experience, no?

The Browns don’t see it that way.

Barring injury, Quinn won’t get into Sunday’s game, one team source said, unless the Browns have “a 40- or 50-point lead in the fourth quarter.”

And the way the Browns play, that’s not going to happen.

Their average margin of victory is 7.4 points. On the occasions they’ve held a decent lead in the fourth quarter, they have chosen not to insert Quinn for experience.

They had fourth-quarter leads at home of 51-38 against Cincinnati, 27-6 against Baltimore, 41-24 against Miami and 27-10 against Houston. Coach Romeo Crennel kept starter Derek Anderson in every time.

Crennel is nothing if not consistent. That’s why nobody expects him to change his habits now.

“I can’t see him doing that this late in the season and cause any controversy or anything like that [with] how we’ve played all year,” receiver Braylon Edwards said. “There have been some chances for Quinn to get in, if that were going to be the case. He didn’t take them then. I don’t see him taking them now.”

Center Hank Fraley said: “Derek’s been our quarterback all year and I don’t see why you would switch. He’s been playing well.

And does it DOGGY STYLE in her new movie: “Before the Devil Knows you’re Dead”

Moohead radio was founded on the prinicipal of combining sports talk radio, commentary, entertainment and comedy. If you’re looking for Fantasy League stats you don’t come here. We don’t use telestrators, and analyze X’s and O’s. We aim to have fun. One other thing. We don’t make things up and report them (Tony Rizzo), and we don’t say things just to stir up needless dirt.

Skip Bayless is a commentator on ESPN 2. He hates LeBron. We know that. So today, I happen to pass by Skip and 2 women doing a panel show. Firstly, the thought of Skip and 2 women together bothers me. Be that as it may, they happen to be talking about the only thing happening today in sports, the NBA double header. Eventually, they begin to talk about the Cavs.

Skip lies. He says the fans are booing LeBron. He says it’s a good idea because LeBron will opt out in 2 years and go to New York. By now, the buttplug up his ass is barely containing the shit forcing its way out of his orifice. Next, he says LeBron is being booed because he doesn’t play hard, misses big shots and is hyped mercilessly by Nike. Then this disingenuous turd: Skippy says they’re booing LeBron because he wore a Yankees hat to an Indians game. That’s his proof that LeBron is going to New York in 2 years. No mention of Hughes, Sasha, team play, lack of defense. No recollection of LeBron against Detroit, or the fact that LeBron leads the league in scoring with a bad finger. No mention of shutting down Kobe a few days earlier.

If being hateful and inaccurate is a plus, then it is apparent that our show is going nowhere. No matter how disgusted I become with the underachieving Cavs, I will NEVER stoop to lying to start a fire. Anyone with a trace of integrity should haul Skip Bayless out of his studio and beat him with bars of soap wrapped in a pillow case (Full Metal Jacket). This goes beyond low standards. This is NO STANDARD.

For their part, the 2 women (one black, one white….diversity) sat and listened dutifully. One said she was appalled that LeBron wore the Yankees cap. God forbid she should watch Braylon Edwards during OSU/Michigan week. The white woman sat there looking caucasian. She said nothing, because that was all she knew.

Merry Christmas to the ESPN family of Networks. Each of you can bend down and suck deeply on my manhood. Our little shit of a show has more credibility than your incestuous family of networks. Fuck you.

Between the dancing of FSN, Fred McLeod, Austin Carr, the Akron Beacon Journal, and others, no one has the guts to put it in print. Larry Hughes is finished. He can no longer jump.

No Austin, it’s not psychological. He is physically unable to play at this level. He will never again be a professional level player. There are no more excuses, hopes or prayers. It is not his sour attitude. He can no longer perform at an NBA level.

Shit. Don’t mention the 36 point game to me. Fucking Trajan Langdon did that, too. So did DuJuan Wagner. Put him in the Luscious Harris league. The Seniors tour. The “Allan Houston” Make a Wish league. Can I make this more plain?

The real onus falls on management. They obviously have no answer except to reward Larry with a start. But that’s shit. The more you stir it up, the worse it stinks. The Danny boys had better figure out a solution. They’re supposed to be the brains of this operation. The more I see, the more we look like rats trapped in a maze.

As for the media, it is sad that the truth can be read only on small sites like this. I won’t EVER give up my sources. But I was told WEEKS ago that Hughes had not rehabbed previous leg injuries. Hughes has been confronted, but refuses to accept it. Like Z’s “nerves” problem against Washington 2 years ago, the media has buried the story under the weight of the Danny Boys. Enough.

A former Moohead Radio contributor went to work for Quicken Loans. He was forced to sign a document promising he would no longer have anything to do with the show. All because he listed me as a reference. Dan Gilbert knows Moohead Radio. And unlike the ABJ and others, I do not need his cooperation to make a living. Hence…the truth.

Do something about it. Until you do, I won’t shut up. This is the Moohead Manifesto.

The carriage turned into a pumpkin. An inspiring year turned sour. One incredibly bad game in the one you have to win. Welcome to the world of Derek Anderson.

They say great players have short memories. But so do Alzheimers patients and people with ADD. At what point does Derek Anderson’s short memory create long term repercussions?

Even 3 picks, and this game is winnable. But Anderson’s refusal to take what is given him results in turnovers. Stop his deep routes and he’ll continue to throw them. A smart QB would simply move the chains and throw 10-12 yard passes. But that implies accuracy, another Anderson deficiency. And when does he decide to throw short? At the end of the game to run the clock out on his teammates.

Rarely have I seen a game where one player shoulders virtually 100% of the blame. Even though we gave up too many yards on the ground, the defense converted 3 TO’s of their own, and did not allow a single ball possession drive against a good Bengals offense. Anyone else besides the bad Derek Anderson…any mediocre performance gets it done against a Bengals team looking to fold. They were exhausted defensively, and tried to give us the game in their last 2 possessions.

But all that is in the past. DA has a short memory. When Brady Quinn starts next year, will he remember why he is no longer the starter? Young players must learn. And Derek Anderson is now learning the flip side of the Cinderella story.