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It appears that someone at Mogulus has caught our show, and now they want to interview a Cow. Big mistake. With man boobs, and general Bovine attitude, this video interview will be shit after 2 minutes.

The funny part? They want to use it to help sell Mogulus as the new video technology. Using a Cow. Jesus.

I’ll try to record a morning update a little later after the interview. Moo.

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PD Headline:

The Drive, The Fumble… now you can add ‘The Collapse’

Why doesn’t the editor take a creativity enema? We beat the Yanks and damn near the Sox with a 60 million dollar payroll. I think everyone should line their parrot cages with this fishwrap (how’s that for equally non compelling creativity?). The fuckers at the PD didn’t pick the Indians to go this far. Now they write about a collapse. The real collapse is the circulation of the newspaper, and why they were forced into the internet business. The collapse is the fall of black and white and the Sunday funnies. Fuck the newspaper, and the self righteous pricks who write for it. And someone tell Terry Pluto that a shared belief in Jesus doesn’t get Paul Byrd off the hook.

Now…let’s focus on the GOOD. Our Browns in the standings:

AFC NORTH W L T PCT PF PA STRK DIV CONF
Pittsburgh 4 2 0 .667 160 78 Lost 1 1-0 2-1
Baltimore 4 3 0 .571 124 119 Lost 1 0-2 1-3
Cleveland 3 3 0 .500 167 183 Won 1 2-1 3-3
Cincinnati 2 4 0 .333 164 187 Won 1 1-1 2-3

Down 32-7. Up 36-35. Lose 38-36.

We’re all sorry and feel your pain, Paul. Moo.

Look. I know a lot of cheating is going on. I know about Byrd’s “pituitary” issue. Here’s what I don’t get.

If you order HGH…why do you get the scrip from a dentist? How does Mr Dentist handle pituitary issues? And why from a dentist who is convicted of fraud and loses his license?

Answer: Paul Byrd was treating more than his pituitary gland. He was looking to get the good stuff from a less detectable source.

And therein lies my problem. If you can’t get a legit scrip from an appropriate doctor, then you’re like Elvis. Or Rush Limbaugh. You’re doing something wrong and you know it. If Paul Byrd is such a stand up guy, he will accept responsibility, and stop with his glandular sack o’ shit excuse. Buck up and admit you were using a back alley source for your HGH.

A Cow Has Spoken.

10-1 after 3? It’s safe to say that the innings caught up to our starters. The veteran team has risen, and the young guys have faltered.

But why would the “manager of the year” put Perez in during the third inning, and not Mastny or Laffey? Obviously, Wedge did not want Perez available for game 7. Which makes no sense. Nor does putting a 3 out pitcher into a game in the third.

One more thing. Hafner may have gotten his deal, but he has disappointed every fan. His testes shrunk all year, until now they are finally gone. A truly lousy ending to a great year.

Now it’s game 7 coming up. and there’s no way Cleveland survives. Just another near miss. One more thing….

Does Schilling have a wider strike zone?