Two Things To Ponder: Fuck the Plain Dealer, and Check Out the Browns

PD Headline:

The Drive, The Fumble… now you can add ‘The Collapse’

Why doesn’t the editor take a creativity enema? We beat the Yanks and damn near the Sox with a 60 million dollar payroll. I think everyone should line their parrot cages with this fishwrap (how’s that for equally non compelling creativity?). The fuckers at the PD didn’t pick the Indians to go this far. Now they write about a collapse. The real collapse is the circulation of the newspaper, and why they were forced into the internet business. The collapse is the fall of black and white and the Sunday funnies. Fuck the newspaper, and the self righteous pricks who write for it. And someone tell Terry Pluto that a shared belief in Jesus doesn’t get Paul Byrd off the hook.

Now…let’s focus on the GOOD. Our Browns in the standings:

AFC NORTH W L T PCT PF PA STRK DIV CONF
Pittsburgh 4 2 0 .667 160 78 Lost 1 1-0 2-1
Baltimore 4 3 0 .571 124 119 Lost 1 0-2 1-3
Cleveland 3 3 0 .500 167 183 Won 1 2-1 3-3
Cincinnati 2 4 0 .333 164 187 Won 1 1-1 2-3

2 Responses to “Two Things To Ponder: Fuck the Plain Dealer, and Check Out the Browns”

  1. Comment by: Jim Terry

    Don’t hang your head Cleveland fans you still live in a part of the country that is so clean, happy, warn and fun. Plus Vegas just moved its ARENA Football team to Clev. and Kosar is the owner!
    www.PG13FOOTBALL.com 1-2 est deal with it

  2. Comment by: Johhny Law

    Interesting - because that is the same thing I found out last Monday.

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