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Fuck the Stoolers.

I know..the dogs died. But should cops be torturing women who pose no viable threat?

Case #1

Right in Ohio

The trifecta

For our Canadian listeners

Fuzzy Zoeller

With a shaky pitcher, Trot Nixon, Josh Barfield, Andy Marte and God knows who else in the line up, the Tribe was STILL one out away from a double header sweep of the Mariners. With one fat pitch, it ended.

For the second game in a row, Joe Borowski exposed his soft white underbelly, and blew a sure win. So now, it appears that Wedgie is looking to play the Yankees in the playoffs. Not so good when you look at how our team buckles to the guys in pinstripes.

This year our record against the Yankees is…well…not good. We appear tight and intimidated against them. Especially Jhonny Peralta, who becomes stiff legged when anyone even mentions Derek Jeter.

Eric Wedge said it best: “The Yankees? Oh God…not the Yankees. I hope we don’t choke.”

I guess everything needs explaining these days

Sexy Blonde

Bottle Opener

Three in the first…one in the 12th. Nothing in between. But what do you expect with Barfield and the Pie Guy in the line up on the same day?

Barfield (the human 0-fer) and Trot the Pie Clown combined for an 0-7 performance, as they watched the Mariners throw away their dream in the ninth. Mike Hargrove commented:

“I have ESP. I knew how this season was gonna end. That’s why I got out. Wait…did I say ESP? I meant ESPN. I got that. They told me how the season was gonna end. Do they still got Suzy Kolber? I woulda hit that before Joe Namath breathed on her.”

Trot Nixon was too tired to carry the pie after the game. “I got tired legs for a pie clown. Its been a long season, and the run from the clubhouse to the field is getting longer and longer. I’m teaching Josh the ins and outs of being a pie clown. He’ll make a good one, because he’s young, fast and never plays anymore.”

As a Cow irons out problems with the Mogulus Video application, he has decided to return to Ustream while he finishes his time in Vermont.

“The bandwidth here in Vermont is as wide as Bob Dole’s dick in a cold shower” stated show host Mr Moohead. “While Mogulus is a great tool, so is Romeo Crennel and I can’t figure him out.”

So today’s show will be Old School Moohead Radio. Call in and support Mr Moohead.