Moohead Radio

Joe Lull will be co-hosting All Bets Are Off Without Bruce Drennan on STO THIS FRIDAY from 3:30-6PM EST. Bruce takes Friday to go to the track, so Joe Lull has been asked to co-host the show. So here’s the deal Pastureheads: Tune in to STO on Friday 3:30-5PM, then tune into Mr Moohead and Leroy commenting on Joe’s TV debut. We’ll take your calls about Joe’s performance as well.

If he shows up, it may well be better than his radio show….hey…I’m kidding! This is a great break for one of our own. Let’s support Joe.

Let’s use a Black Light to check for sex on the Bed.

See just why these “Couch Potatoes” and Lovers of Sports, did not qualify for the Olympic Games.

Ron Gardenhire was mad. “I’d use the Blyleven word right now, I’m so pissed off” said the red faced troll after his team lost again to the Indians, this time 6-5. “We can’t give up 2 runs in the ninth against this team and fall behind by 3. We need to be down one going into the ninth so we can ass rape Borowski.”

Joe Borowski was not amused. “Gardenhire could fit his needle dick in someone’s ass and they wouldn’t even flinch. All he does is yell and throw pitches at our batters. We call him ass clown.”

Eric Wedge wouldn’t be lured into the argument. “Joe made one helluva pitch when he had to. When he didn’t have to, he shoveled shit up there. But when he had to, he threw 2 great pitches to the last hitter….what’s his name…the lefty…I forget his name. Go ask Matt Underwood.”

Once again, Asdrubal Cabrera hit well and fielded well, while Pronk delivered his first homer since August 6. “I told my wife no sex until I hit the next one. That was 22 fucking days ago. I felt like Michael Vick’s gonna feel” said Hafner. “I’m goin’ home now to knock some rust off Mr Johnson”

Grady Sizemore homered again. No problem finding sex for Grady, “I just wish the bitches holding my signs weren’t so fat and ugly. I stopped doing curtain calls after HR’s so I wouldn’t see the obese bitches waving my banners.”

Coupled with the Royals’ win over Detroit, the Tribe is now 3.5 games up in the division. “Jim Leyland must be ready to fuck his team with a broom handle” joked a loose Carl Willis. “I bet he goes after Pudge first, that little fire hydrant fucker.”

Make all the TIGHT END Jokes you’d like, I’m thinking about planning a run up the middle.

Fathers Day.

This is the last known photo of the mascot. Eric Zeier reported the theft. Officials have been notified. So has Jesus.

Moohead icon Lenny the Cow has been at pasture for nearly a year. He has taken a prolonged leave of absence to attempt to perfect his mantra, and attain the ultimate prognostication skills.

Mr Moohead is not sure he wants Lenny’s self serving (some would say flip flopping) predictions back on the program. So it’s up to you. Post your feelings about this sensitive subject here.

Remember: If you want him back, you must suffer through the “I told you so’s” when he’s right, and his Bovine denials when he’s wrong. On the upside, it is rather entertaining, and it’s another voice before game day. Lenny’s hooves are in your hands….Post on….