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Ron Gardenhire was mad. “I’d use the Blyleven word right now, I’m so pissed off” said the red faced troll after his team lost again to the Indians, this time 6-5. “We can’t give up 2 runs in the ninth against this team and fall behind by 3. We need to be down one going into the ninth so we can ass rape Borowski.”

Joe Borowski was not amused. “Gardenhire could fit his needle dick in someone’s ass and they wouldn’t even flinch. All he does is yell and throw pitches at our batters. We call him ass clown.”

Eric Wedge wouldn’t be lured into the argument. “Joe made one helluva pitch when he had to. When he didn’t have to, he shoveled shit up there. But when he had to, he threw 2 great pitches to the last hitter….what’s his name…the lefty…I forget his name. Go ask Matt Underwood.”

Once again, Asdrubal Cabrera hit well and fielded well, while Pronk delivered his first homer since August 6. “I told my wife no sex until I hit the next one. That was 22 fucking days ago. I felt like Michael Vick’s gonna feel” said Hafner. “I’m goin’ home now to knock some rust off Mr Johnson”

Grady Sizemore homered again. No problem finding sex for Grady, “I just wish the bitches holding my signs weren’t so fat and ugly. I stopped doing curtain calls after HR’s so I wouldn’t see the obese bitches waving my banners.”

Coupled with the Royals’ win over Detroit, the Tribe is now 3.5 games up in the division. “Jim Leyland must be ready to fuck his team with a broom handle” joked a loose Carl Willis. “I bet he goes after Pudge first, that little fire hydrant fucker.”

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