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“I was as surprised as the fans of this great game that an official could possibly jeopardize the integrity of our game. I have had discussions with the other referees in this great league, and I am convinced that Mr Donaghy was an exception to the rule of honesty and fairness exhibited by our officials since the league’s inception. We have no comment about Mr Donaghy until the FBI concludes its investigation. It would be inappropriate to discuss his individual situation at this time.”

Now…Mr Moohead’s translation:

As soon as I heard they nailed Donaghy, I immediately called the other refs and their bookies, and told them to really lay low. I then turned down the sound on the World Series of Poker, and cancelled my Bodog account. I then flushed all Atlantic City and Vegas receipts down the toilet. I then called Shaq and asked him to call Kobe a pussy in the Miami Herald, just to get another ball rolling. Next, I heard that Donaghy might talk, so I found his brother in Hoboken, and put him on a conference call with Donaghy. Then I had the horse’s head mailed to Donaghy’s house in Bradenton. Then I sent 14 top players to another third world city….Pittsburgh, and told them to talk about the “reading is fundamental” program. I called the players union and told them if they didn’t keep quiet about the other officials, I’d find a different composite ball for next season.

Boy, I can’t wait for David Stern’s bullshit at 11AM.

So you got men on first and second, no one out, down 5-2 in the 4th inning with Gutierrez at bat. Would you bunt the men into scoring position to chip away at the lead at home? No. Let Franklin swing away and strike out on a shit 3-2 pitch out of the zone. Swing your way out of a big inning, then let big Tom Mastny out of his cage to give up more. And of course, the usual lack of control.

You gotta hand it to Wedgie. Bunting is like fucking your sister. You don’t do it unless you’re in West Virginia. And Eric ain’t in Wheeling. The result? A predictable home loss in a game where Jake Westbrook followed the Cliff Lee model of starting a game like a slow pitch softball pitcher. I’m going to bed.

All he needs is a terrible towel to wipe his ass

Fuck the world’s strongest man competition on ESPN 6. There’s a new strength training regimen being practiced in basements all over the world, thanks to strong man Jack Lalanne. This might be a different kind of juicing, compared to Lalanne’s power juicer as seen on TV. I’m not sure how you get out of this position…although I don’t know why anyone would get IN this position.

Check out this great inventor, who uses Radio Waves and Saltwater to Work his Magic.

This is really Cool.

I think Wayne in Wayne’s World said “Cha…and monkeys might fly out my butt”. Well…A picture’s worth 1000 words. My question is…unless you’re near sighted…what good is it???? And does the monkey start frowning as she gets older? And what if the monkey just ate fish….forget it.

Matt Underwood on STO during the game was talking about Travis Hafner’s reaction to the fielding alignment the Rangers were using to stop him. I think he accurately reported what Pronk said. Problem is, you can’t say “SHIT” on STO. Rick Manning’s 10 seconds of dead air says it all.

Ya. Der Moohead show vas biggen de bizness A Jewish Cow listened to in Germany? Altensteig, Baden-Wrttemberg, Germany, to be exact. They were looking for the “show them to me” video. Germans love them funbags.