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This Whack Job, is getting COW Tattoo’s so that her Skin, Matches her Waistline.

A real “Soccer Tournament”….featuring Lesbians! (Or woman who just want to be called Lesbians during the game)

It may be one of the best-kept secrets in women’s sports: an international all-girls game in which the players drink beer on the pitch, do body shots between halves, and kiss the referee after each game. Once a team is ahead by five points, every subsequent goal requires the leading players to doff an article of clothing, sometimes leaving the field resembling a women’s steam room.

If you’d like to see a whole bunch of Photos, (Many Without Clothes and Touching Each Other)….Click Here. AND THEN JUST CLICK ON A PHOTO You’re interested in, to expand it.

I know. I tend to get negative. But with Big Papi coming up, I had reason for doubt. But there IS a great equalizer at work here.

Anyone notice that Pronk had 29 dingers at this time last year, and 16 this year? Manny Ramirez? 15 this year. Big Papi? 16. What’s going on here? Am I in a time 1970’s time warp? Anyone noticing fierce line drives dying in the outfield? Or suddenly low scoring games? Or entire games with only one HR? Hmmmmmm. At this rate, Bonds would only have 500.

I’m not complaining. I simply suspect that the ball has been toyed with again. Ryan Howard? Uhhhh…28 so far. That’s down from last season, too (though still a big number). A-Rod’s doing better, but he’s about the only one. Omar Vizquel? 2 in 90 games (wasn’t he hitting 12 a year in Cleveland?)

Baseball will not publically address the steroid issue. They will merely play with the ball like they did when they juiced it several years ago. Now there will be fewer opposite field shots. The real stigma to this, is that on a level playing field, no one will EVER break Bond’s record. And that’s wrong. With this new dead ball, Bonds record will live forever, even though it was illegally achieved.
And no one will remember Henry Aaron…the REAL all time champ who did it without drugs or a juiced ball.

For now, I’m happy with a 1-0 win. But seeing the ball off Pronk’s bat looks different now. Not as lively. And I’m suspicious.

Here it is Gimme two.

Look familiar Tribe fans? One run losses? Three of them since Wedgie signed up. Suddenly poor starting pitching? Four of those. And how about last night? A shutout by CC only gets a tie. This is the Wedge pattern in full effect. If you don’t pitch well, lose by a run. If you pitch great…don’t hit. Anybody notice Casey Blake’s second half average? I’ve seen this before….

Adam Miller is shut down again…this time it’s his elbow. No help from this kid. Same elbow he hurt in 2005. Wayne Garland. Excuse me.

Why hasn’t Laffey been called up yet? My sources say it was Miller who was being looked at. But now all that has changed. Wedge has come out in the press with NO vote of confidence for Westbrook and Lee. More confidence from the skipper…especially considering Westbrook is already signed a long way down the road. Wedge says they may be supplanted in the starting rotation.

Former Indian (now first base coach) Glenallen Hill wore a helmut in the 1st base coaching box yesterday, drawing swift rebukes from players and coaches. Hill simply doesn’t want to die doing a meaningless job. Can you blame him?

See you at 4:56PM EST today!!! Moo.

Kimberly Williams

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