Archive for July, 2007

Trot Misses His Cut Off Man, Casey Misplays a Grounder, Indians Don’t Hit Again.

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Yankees win again. Wedge is twitching like a bunny rabbit. The wheels are coming off again, and there is nothing anyone can do, except hope that someone will emerge as a leader this year. It appears that this same core of players has done this several times. The losing streaks are too frequent, the dry spells last too long. There is nothing left to say. This manager will run this team into the toilet, and no one will step up to challenge the others.

More Af2 Football Fun. Here’s the Quad City’s QB Getting Tasered By the Cops

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

You gotta love this sport

What if BARRY BONDS, never took Steroids?

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Check out this video, “It’s a Wonderful Game” to find out.

Yes it was a Wicked Pitch, but anything that can help SLOW DOWN the Detroit Tigers is Good News for Cleveland.

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Detroit Tiger takes a Pitch in the Nut Sack.

Brady Quinn: American Hero

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Tom Condon, Brady’s agent who could not be reached for comment, is adamant Quinn should receive the quarterback premium despite the fact he was picked No. 22 overall. What does Brady think? “it’s a long contract, and I have to make sure it’s fair in the event I become the starter.”

I know lots of people who think they deserve more. My garbageman believes that he deserves brain surgeon money because if all of the garbagemen quit tomorrow, we got bubonic plague all over again. Martha Steward felt she deserved the second night of “The Apprentice” because she did her time in jail. I’m sure Michael Vick thinks he deserves an Alpo endorsement because of all the attention he’s brought to dogs.

Here’s a gift from a Cow to Randy Lerner. Let the selfish memoribilia signer sit. Let him know he was never gonna be the starter this year anyway. Let his agent know that 22 does not equal 10. Or 1. If he’s got a problem with it, tell him to try to collect the way Charlie Weis did. In court.

If Crennel had balls, he’d simply tell the world that the competition is now down to 2 at QB. Romeo’s gone after this year, anyway. There’s no downside. And fat Romeo ain’t going down with an underpracticed rookie. He’ll go up in flames with Frye/Anderson. Brady can hold the clipboard wherever the fuck he’s working out. If it were up to me, he’d never see the field this year.

Let’s face it. If Brady can’t accept falling to #22…if THAT only motivates him to hold out (not to prove the other teams wrong), then he has less balls than Carlos Boozer. How will he face an unrelenting pass rush that wants to “doink” his Notre Dame ass, when he obviously can’t accept where he went in the draft?

Let him sit.

Sam Sends Us Another CNN Video. How Many Times Does a Cop On a Motorcycle Need To Get Hit By Cars Before He Dies??

Monday, July 30th, 2007

This is sick His wife will be on Larry King Live tonight. On CNN. Sample question by Larry:

“When you look at this, which is worse, the first car, the second or the third crushing your husband?”

The Proper Pronunciation Of “Oklahoma”

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Pasturehead Kinger shows us the proper way to pronounce the Sooner State.

The proper way is:
” Okla . . . Homa” (There’s a pause between the “a” and the “h”.) Here’s why.

Look Who’s the New Jenny Craig Spokesperson!!!

Monday, July 30th, 2007

I guess Valerie Bertinelli just wasn’t dramatic enough. Jenny Craig needed to find someone more memorable. Voila! No, I don’t know who the hell it is. But I hope they have a moving van available to move him/her between photo shoots.