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Two visual treats to waste 2 minutes on this weekend.

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The icons in the Moohead Media Player are now illuminated!!! Push “Listen” at the top of the site page to pull up the new player! Plus, the Headline fonts are now easily read! Immediate improvements by Samuel the Web Cow!

We’ll be filling up the best of page with new hilarity in the next few days. Plus some potentially HUGE news could be breaking early this week. Keep tuned to Moohead Radio. We may be doing LIVE video feeds from a major sports event……

As alluded to on the show, Mr Moohead was blacked out of the Indians game. It’s a long story, but a Cow watches on his Florida TIVO (he packs it with him). All of his sports packages are on that TIVO, and Mr Moohead doesn’t want to pay twice for them. So he drags the fucking TIVO up North every year. Because the game was shown on local Tampa TV (channel 66), Mr Moohead’s TIVO was blacked out due to league rules.

Instead, the Bovine watched Godfather 2, and kept checking his computer. Not very satisfying. If today’s game is on Fox Florida (sometimes they do the damn Marlins), a Cow will see it. If not, he’ll watch re-runs of the Wonder Years. In this one, little Kevin gets his first boner.

On a positive side note, the Web Cow has stated he will brighten the icons in the new Moohead Media Player. This will make the experience even more orgasmic for you (until you hit the Ustream feed).

Cows will be hanging here all weekend, so stop by again. Moo.

Here’s a happy story from England:

A young man was admitted from prison to a psychiatric facility after reports that he had been acting in a bizarre manner. He had been arrested for stealing motor vehicles and assaults with weapons. At interview he was found to be experiencing the delusion that he was a player inside a computer game (adult-certificate game, widely available) in which points are scored for stealing cars, killing assailants and avoiding police vehicles. Psychotic symptoms had emerged slowly over two years. His family had noticed him becoming increasingly withdrawn and isolated from social activities. He developed delusions that strangers were planning to kill him and also experienced auditory hallucinations, constantly hearing an abusive and derogatory voice. Previously a computer enthusiast, he began to play computer games incessantly. He felt that the games were communicating with him via the headphones. In a complex delusional system he came to believe he was inside one of these games and had to steal a car to start scoring points. He broke into a car and drove off at speed, believing he had `invulnerable’ fuel and so could not run out of petrol. To gain points he chose to steal increasingly powerful vehicles, threatening and assaulting the owners with weapons. Later he said he would have had no regrets if he had killed someone, since this would have increased his score.

Sands of Passion, Episode 8

WE ARE STREAMING RIGHT NOW. PLEASE CLICK ON “LISTEN” AND PULL UP THE MEDIA PLAYER. CLICK ON THE MICROPHONE ICON. CAN YOU HEAR IT? PLEASE REPORT THE RESULTS OF YOUR TEST IMMEDIATELY AS A COMMENT BELOW.

IF YOU CANNOT HEAR THE LIVE STREAM ON THE PLAYER AT 5PM, SIMPLY CLICK THIS LINK. THIS WILL PULL UP THE WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER. OT TRY THIS LINK FOR YOUR I-TUNES OR WINAMP PLAYER! WELCOME.

This is IT! Lots of hard work by Samuel King at Lightofmindstudios.com. A Bovine realization. What you see before you is simple and clean. Click on “Listen” and up pops the new Moohead Media Player. When we’re LIVE on the air, you can play the video stream or the audio stream, whichever you prefer. Or you can listen to any of the last 5 Moohead shows INSTANTLY!!!

You know a Cow is LIVE just by looking at the upper right hand corner of the page. When it says “onthe air” we are!!! If it says “off the air” you can listen to the archives.

Note that all Moohead affiliates now have rotating ads, as well as beautiful portraits on the “affiliates” page. There’s still the populat “Best Of” page which will be filled with funny stuff. PLUS, we’re working on a new forum and instantly accessible chatroom.

Now there’s room for advertising as well. Fathead is the first to join us and the TPS Radio Network.

Take your time, check out the site, and let us know how you like the new site. Moo.

Call it Fausto’s bad outing. Or super ball day at the Jake. The balls were carrying like helium balls, but Oakland simply buried the Tribe in 2 innings yesterday. A fan tried throwing one of the Oakland HR’s back on the field, but it floated out of the stadium. Mike Rouse hit one out in BP.

All in all a shitty game to watch. By the second inning, Rick manning was reduced to his Mom’s meatloaf recipe. Matt Underwood was reading Dianetics.

No word from the Cavs about the draft. That means the big snore. The HUGE joke will be Atlanta, who is waffling on the 3 pick. They suck, have no coach, and no one player will help them. So why the waffling? Because of the Chinese guy, Yi. The Hawks never went to China to see him, but are having second thoughts without doing their homework. More amazing, Boston’s talking about Yi.

In my mind, Oden goes ONE. Durant 2. Horford 3 (Atlanta succumbs to typical dumb shit NBA logic). Conley 4. After that who cares? Moo.